oh what kind of children will we be raising if this book is what we'll be reading to them for bedtime stories? a sample:
"this little piggy went to prada,
this little piggy went to cannes,
this little piggy dined at nobu,
and this little piggy, hakkasan.
and this little piggy went 'wee wee wee wee!'
all the way home because she had a fat bottom!"
reminds us a lot of that fashionista's prayer, which was spammed to us many moons ago, and which we have to admit has not been answered. er, evidence that we haven't been saying this prayer, we don't remember it. and we can't find that spam. so if anyone out there can forward it to us, please do, and we shall update this post. (oh we're so lame...)