• how not to stand out on the red carpet: wear red! (because you'll blend with the background and because everyone else is in red, you can't tell who's who!)
katherine heigl in escada
heidi klum in john galliano
miley cyrus in valentino
ruby dee in kevan hall
anne hathaway in marchesa
helen mirren in george chakra
• how to stand out on the red carpet: show up with george clooney!
some chick with george clooney
• how to dress on the red carpet if you're pregnant...
nicole kidman (with hubby keith urban) in balenciaga
jessica alba in marchesa
cate blanchett in dries van noten
• black, strapless, kinda goth...
jennifer garner in oscar de la renta
penelope cruz in chanel
• we are so over you...
jennifer hudson in roberto cavalli (girlfriend, the only reason you're here is because you won last year. and where HAVE you been the last year?)
cameron diaz in christian dior (sis, kumita na yang buhok mo! time to look like the 15-million-dollar movie star that you are!)
• how to dress like a loser...
julie christie, looking like she's in the wrong party
amy ryan in calvin klein, looking like her character in "gone baby gone" got cleaned up and put on a gown
amy adams in proenza schouler, looking pale in a plain strapless dark green gown (where's the bling, princess?)
• how to dress like a best-actress winner: wow!
marion cotillard in jean paul gaultier
hilary swank in versace
renée zellweger in carolina herrera