Monday, February 25, 2008

the oscars red carpet 2008 report

• how not to stand out on the red carpet: wear red! (because you'll blend with the background and because everyone else is in red, you can't tell who's who!)

katherine heigl in escada
heidi klum in john galliano
miley cyrus in valentino
ruby dee in kevan hall
anne hathaway in marchesa
helen mirren in george chakra
• how to stand out on the red carpet: show up with george clooney!

some chick with george clooney
• how to dress on the red carpet if you're pregnant...

nicole kidman (with hubby keith urban) in balenciaga
jessica alba in marchesa
cate blanchett in dries van noten
• black, strapless, kinda goth...

jennifer garner in oscar de la renta
penelope cruz in chanel
• we are so over you...

jennifer hudson in roberto cavalli (girlfriend, the only reason you're here is because you won last year. and where HAVE you been the last year?)

cameron diaz in christian dior (sis, kumita na yang buhok mo! time to look like the 15-million-dollar movie star that you are!)
• how to dress like a loser...

julie christie, looking like she's in the wrong party
amy ryan in calvin klein, looking like her character in "gone baby gone" got cleaned up and put on a gown
amy adams in proenza schouler, looking pale in a plain strapless dark green gown (where's the bling, princess?)
• how to dress like a best-actress winner: wow!

marion cotillard in jean paul gaultier
hilary swank in versace
renée zellweger in carolina herrera

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

the chick with george clooney is his "girlfriend" sarah larsson, a former vegas cocktail waitress-slash-fear factor contestant. i HATE her.

maddy said...

the gowns were all boring boring boring!!! Don't you agree, fash pack??

Anonymous said...

heidi klum stands out. love the dress of katie heigl

Anonymous said...

anyone know why katie h didn't come? she would have lit up the red carpet.

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alex said...

The only gown i like is the one on Marion Cotillard. love the beadwork.

Tom Wilkinson said...

no Tilda Swinton? She rocked! loved her whole get up. Fashpack, can you please find out who designed her dress? The idiots on the red carpet weren't smart enough to ask her.

the fash pack said...

nobody can hold a candle to tilda swinton, she defies categories. her unusual gown was by lanvin. only a woman six feet tall can carry that off!

tom wilkinson said...

leave it to tilda swinton to rock lanvin on the red carpet! thanks fashpack!

Anonymous said...

re: jennifer hudson comment

...at least she WAS there. were you?

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